rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via goatscreams)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

(via penisvvrinkle)

According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.
(x)

(Source: delenavstheuniverse, via ohpurgatory)

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

(via peterhele)

  • Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
  • Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

(via rationalising)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

(via deeeeaaan)

eatpizzas:

some boys at my school started a men’s rights club so today i listened at the door to hear what they were talking about and they were arguing over how to pronounce femininity

(via deeeeaaan)

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

(Source: oyfey, via doctordonna10)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via damnlazycows)

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via eatingburgersandpieintheimpala)

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

(via crrocs)

hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

(Source: daytimeblogger, via crrocs)

crrocs:

stfu-superwholock:

crrocs:

Since I’m pregnant I’m going to call my child after the big 3 fandoms “superwholock”

please tell me this is a joke.

My child? A joke? My child superwholock will grow up to be beautiful I am in tears from your harsh words