leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr are the best

Part 2: x
Part 3: x

leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr Part 2

Part 1: x
Part 3: x

(via wheresthefuckngsalt)

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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(via sorry)

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

(via wheresthefuckngsalt)

  • me: *sleepy all day*

queen-of-destiel-land:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

look me in the eyes and tell me that if the character you hold near and dear to your heart knocked on your window in the middle of the night and said “drop everything and come with me” you wouldn’t do it you know you fucking would

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via wheresthefuckngsalt)

Words you can use to describe Amy Pond besides ‘feisty’ or ‘flirty’ for amypuddles [original post]

(Source: oimatchstickman, via tommarvalo)

fun fact: you are your icon

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via rocksalt-and-whiskey)

okaymad:

at the supermarket like

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(via wonkybum)

stridering:

darknesssyndicate:

stridering:

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

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LITTLE TEENY DICE

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ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

When you need a little luck

son oF A BITCH

(via the-winchester-initiative)

irobon:

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(Source: izukos, via wonkybum)

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grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

(via penisvvrinkle)