Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight
"you’re under arrest sir"
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
- Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
- Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
some boys at my school started a men’s rights club so today i listened at the door to hear what they were talking about and they were arguing over how to pronounce femininity
if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
in all my years i have never finished a pencil