ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via piercetheemo)

whovians-have-the-impala-at-221b:

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

by Ron Swanson

(Source: hellanerd)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via dutchster)

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via damnlazycows)

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via the-fault-in-our-castiel)

  • women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.
  • men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.

when did you start believing in  i m p o s s i b l e  heroes?

(Source: gloriusamy, via oswaldz)

16andratchet:

Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh

(Source: 911official, via the-fault-in-our-castiel)

lenny-leonard:

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

(Source: lizardswarms, via the-fault-in-our-castiel)

idkhumor:

when someone mentions something you love

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(via the-fault-in-our-castiel)

You have kept him alive so that he can die at the right moment?

(Source: dathlena, via the-fault-in-our-castiel)

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

(Source: the-average-gatsby, via whovians-have-the-impala-at-221b)